50 Reasons to Reject the Matrix Reloaded

An article by someone so stupid, its funny. I don't care if you like or hate the Matrix, or its sequel... but this is idiocy...point-and-laugh idiocy.

This guy, is telling people that both Matrix films are crap. And not to go see it. Yet what's saddest, is this moron has obviously watched it many many times, yet still doesn't grasp ANY of it. He explains how he doesn't understand one line from the first film. The part where Agent Smith says to Morpheus he can't stand "this... zoo. It's the smell" except this genius on his list thinks agent smith says "its the smelt". He goes on about how the only reason he and friends went to see it in theaters in 99 was because they're big Morgan Freeman fans. I don't fucking remember Morgan Freeman in the Matrix. He believes that Aaliyah and Gloria Foster had extensive scenes cut because they were black, makes a big thing about how many white people are in the film, and how both actresses were unavailable for comment. Well... that's probably because they're both DEAD. He believes that Cypher returns at the end of Reloaded, not the guy with Agent Smith in his noggin. And check #40
"Interesting that the stunts on Jackass must carry a "do not attempt at home warning," but in Reloaded Trinity is shown smashing through a skyscraper plate glass window and shooting pistols into the sky as she plummets to the pavement below. Is this something you want your eight year-old doing? Where is the disclaimer?"